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Everyone knows Satan hangs out at Applebee’s.

Everyone knows Satan hangs out at Applebee’s.

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Tension mounts in the RiffTrax Live: Godzilla war room

Thanks to all who attended our Rifftrax Live: Godzilla show. 

An anecdote, if you’ll permit me.

This photo was at a script meeting that took place two days before the show and our rented room was adjacent to some sort of Real Estate meeting or something. Writer Sean Thomason and I ducked out for a coffee and saw, as it turned out, the keynote speaker yell at some poor hotel attendant carrying a tray, “WHERE’S THE BATHROOM?!?!” in a tone that suggested, “Where did you tricky, lesser people hide the facilities?” or “Why, when I, a man who owns cufflinks that cost more than your yearly rent, needs to urinate, does a urinal not appear before me, clad in gold leaf, you whelp?!”

Anyway, we took a break about four hours later and passed the room in which he was STILL speaking; three hundred people who looked as though they could not endure another miserable second watched as this clown droned on about something that sounded to me like, “Business business business, circle back, drill down, business business, change our head-set, business, contract for deed, business!”

So that’s the kind of guy who deserves to have bathrooms NOW in places he expects them to be, not in other places, damn it!

This story should have ended with some sort of epic prank and the speaker yelling “NERRRRRDS!”

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This has been Gifs Through History. I’m Peter Graves.

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Feel it! Feel it!!!

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iwriteaboutfeminism:

A sample of tweets on #Ferguson tonight, 8/13/14

Goddammit, people, we’re supposed to be better than this.

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How did you know my name is Henry?

How did you know my name is Henry?

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notpulpcovers:

… super secret sin girls! http://flic.kr/p/bnWEQG

…in 1997. It had been turned into a Starbucks.

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totalfilm:

Michael Bay set to hand Transformers 5 to a new director
Michael Bay may be set to pass over the reins of the Transformers franchise to a new pair of hands, with the director revealing he wants to take his career in a new direction…

Oh thank god. Maybe his “new direction” can be cat videos on YouTube, sparing us more crap like this.

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Michael Bay set to hand Transformers 5 to a new director

Michael Bay may be set to pass over the reins of the Transformers franchise to a new pair of hands, with the director revealing he wants to take his career in a new direction…

Oh thank god. Maybe his “new direction” can be cat videos on YouTube, sparing us more crap like this.

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Uh, honey, is everything okay?

I don’t think people realize that this is the most accurate representation of pms ever.

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"Jesus, Chewie, did you eat curry or something?"

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